This looks like me at the Anniversary Sale (minus the awesome dresses). Yeah, I have a problem.
I love this photo though.
via lala
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Friday, July 15, 2011
Not Surprising...
Provo and Salt Lake ranked among the country's worst dressed.
(whole article)
As for why Provoans tend toward the look of what GQ labels “Mormonia” with Mr. Mac suits and Florsheim specials or why Salt Lakers like “the whole watered-down skier look and Costco jeans,” as designer Domingo describes it, maybe Utahns are frugal as well as drab.
“Everyone here just doesn’t want to spend the money to look good,” she said. “And we’re landlocked so we don’t have that new exciting flavor coming in where we’re exposed to other things.”
*I would like to think that I am not part of this, but then again who knows?
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
stressful week
I've seriously had the most stressful week at work. I am SOOO ready for this weekend. I think I'm just going to hang this on my door at work when I don't want to talk to anyone.
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Sunday Morning Humor
Don't you remember reading the comics on Sunday morning? Well I thought maybe you would enjoy some humor this morning. I found all of these here. I was literally laughing out loud. Maybe I need to get out more? Ha.
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Kale's Birthday
Tuesday we went to Airbourne Jump Arena for Kale's Birthday. It was perfect because they have a whole section for little kids and then they have a huge area for older people. They have a dodgeball jump court that was sooo fun. Jake and the guys were dripping sweat when they were done. Janell, Kellie, and I weren't quite that into it.
We had pizza and I got Kale a "Woody and Buzz" cake. Then he opened all his presents. I'm pretty sure he had a pretty fun 4th birthday. Such a cute kid. Love that little guy. He was smiling the whole way up in the car and didn't want to go home. :)
Happy Birthday Kale Boy!
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
"Truths for Mature Humans"
I thought this was pretty funny. Most of these things have gone through my mind at one point or another.
*click on the photo to enlarge
image via pinterest
1. I think part of best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You ever know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it) but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leave my hose confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste?
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
20. I with Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea when the heck was going on when I first saw it.
22. I would rather try to carry 10 overloaded plastic bags in each hang than take 2 trips to bring in my groceries in.
23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?
29. There's no worse feeling that that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.
31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd be my *** everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
baby animals
Is this real?
I honestly don't know. I've never really seen a newborn baby dolphin. I thought they would be bigger. Maybe it was premature? All I know is that it's super cute and I want one of these now too.
Monday, April 11, 2011
People of Wal-mart: The Winners
if you can call them that...
These have got to be the worst of the worst...take a look and see. I can't believe people actually go out like this.
I hope she is wearing underwear. So inappropriate.
You do not even know how many pictures like this there are...men and women.
Thanksgiving mascot?
They found Nemo.
Does he think that will get him more change?
Shield your eyes little girl!
Again, no underwear...Where are these people's pants?
Well that's one alternative to a leash.
Is that a man or a woman?
I got nothing...
First of all, I don't know ANYONE that would buy these pants...second, whoever sold this lady these shorts, should have given her a heads up.
best mullet ever
You can't even try and claim this as a Halloween costume its so bad.
Yep, that's a urine bag.
LIFE IS TOUGH
IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID
JOHN WAYNE
IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID
JOHN WAYNE
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
*So my aunt sent me this funny email the other day. Thought it was worth posting.
Amish Elevator
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady entered between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
'Go get your Mother'
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Virgin Mobile Commercial
I'm pretty sure this is one of the funniest commercials I've seen in a while.
How many people cannot relate to this? Maybe not in that intense of a form, but come on...you have to admit.
My favorite line..."And with unlimited data and web, I can go through his flicker stream to make sure I'm hotter than his exs."
Anyway, I think this is just so creative. Hilarious.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Thursday, March 3, 2011
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