three words

My three words: Naked, Secrets, Read

Hmm...what does that say about me? What are your three words?

"Truths for Mature Humans"

I thought this was pretty funny. Most of these things have gone through my mind at one point or another.

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1. I think part of best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is a great need for sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You ever know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it) but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leave my hose confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste?

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

20. I with Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea when the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 overloaded plastic bags in each hang than take 2 trips to bring in my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?

29. There's no worse feeling that that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd be my *** everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

My day in the OR

So today I went and watched my uncle preform a couple surgeries, so that I could see how I liked it and if it is something that I really want to do, etc. Ummm I loved it. I thought it was so cool. Of course I'm obsessed with Grey's Anatomy and grew up watching ER with my mom, but I figured it would probably be a little different when the blood was oozing in front of my face and there was actually a body open in front of me on a table. It's not really all doctors falling in love and drama, however that's not necessarily everything I love about the shows. I did learn however, there are some similarities :) So here are some things that I learned today which in the operating room:

1. Doctors are slightly ruthless with the human body. Yes, they use precision when cutting or using their instruments, but today I watch them cut a woman's abdomen open and in order to move her stomach muscles apart they literally were pulling at them from each side like they were ripping open a christmas present. I was a little shocked. Wonder how long it takes that to heal.

2. Some women have the weirdest va-jay-jays. And some women do NOT groom. (my uncle is an obstetrician. I probably should have mentioned that.)

3. I am slightly proud of myself. First time in an operating room and I was not the least bit queasy. I think I may have found the correct profession. Cross your fingers that I actually get into school.

4. If your doctor pulls a mass the size of a cantaloup out your body, you probably waited to long to go see a doctor.

5. If you are already 40, have a mass the size of a cantaloup on your uterus, a giant cyst on your ovary, and endometriosis sites inside of your uterus you probably won't be able to have children. That woman has a lot of faith.

6. Doctors actually have the funniest conversations during surgery. They make jokes, they talk about their life, and sometimes they're even inappropriate...maybe Grey's Anatomy isn't that far off sometimes.

7. I love watching people come out of anesthesia. Need a laugh?

8. I really hope I don't have to get surgery anytime soon because, the patient just looks so helpless and vulnerable sitting there on the table right after you are put out. It would be hard to just trust that when you wake up everything is going to be ok. Plus, you're just laying there naked...so awkward. As a spectator, it honestly wasn't that weird, but I'm glad I wasn't the patient.

9. Surgery tools still look freaking primitive to me. Minus all the computer stuff and lapriscopes etc, the regular stuff just looks like it was made in the middle ages. Some of it is a little creepy.

10. Surprisingly, when they first cut into someone there is not that much blood. However, when you accidentally cut into a cyst, there is a lot of goo. I don't recommend it.

hanging bed

How cool is this? I would be a little afraid I would fall out of it though.

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People of Wal-mart: The Winners

if you can call them that...

These have got to be the worst of the worst...take a look and see. I can't believe people actually go out like this.

I hope she is wearing underwear. So inappropriate.

You do not even know how many pictures like this there are...men and women.

Thanksgiving mascot?

They found Nemo.

Does he think that will get him more change?

Shield your eyes little girl!

Again, no underwear...Where are these people's pants?

Well that's one alternative to a leash.

Is that a man or a woman?

I got nothing...

First of all, I don't know ANYONE that would buy these pants...second, whoever sold this lady these shorts, should have given her a heads up.

best mullet ever

You can't even try and claim this as a Halloween costume its so bad.

Yep, that's a urine bag.

LIFE IS TOUGH
IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID

JOHN WAYNE

The Science of Smooching: Why Men and Women Kiss Differently

The Science of Smooching: Why Men and Women Kiss Differently

16 things you didn't know about sleep

Fun Facts about Sleep

I have not been able to sleep at all lately, and when I do it's like a fitful sleep and I'm tossing and turning, or I am so hot, and then I break into a cold sweat or this or that etc...SOOO I thought I would write a blog post about sleep, because it's all I can think about or want to do. I'll be so tired, but won't be able to fall asleep or I'll sleep for ten hours and feel like I didn't even get any.

16 things you didn't know about sleep

Sleep is absolutely essential for every human being. Despite scientists still not figuring out the process entirely we still not a lot about this daily activity. Every mammal, bird, and most reptiles, amphyibians, and fish require sleep to function. Here are 16 things you probably never knew about sleep.

1. What goes on when you sleep: your brain recharges, your cells repair themselves, your body release important hormones.

2. You need different amounts of sleep depending on your age

Babies : 1 hours

age 3-12 : 10 hours

age 13-18 : 10 hours

age 19-55 : 8 hours

over 65 : 6 hours

3. Men have dreams about other men 70% of the time. But women dream about women and men equally.

4. We can only dream about faces we have already seen, whether or not we actively remember them or not.

5. Parasomnia is a type of sleep disorder that makes you do unnatural movements despite being asleep. Crimes committed on parasomnia include: sleep dirving, wirting bad checks, murder, child molesting, and rape.

6. 12% of people dream only in black and white. This number used to be higher but since the advent of color televisionm more people dream in color than before.

7. Dreaming is normal. Pepple who do not dream generally have personality disorders.

8. Sleep positions determine your personality. The most common positions:

Fetal - 41% People are gruff initial, but have warm and open hearts

Log - 15% social butterflies

The Yearner - 13% percieved as open, but truely suspicious

Soldier - 8% reserved

Freefall - 7% fun and fantastic at parties

Starfish - 5% excellent listeners

9. 1 in 4 married couples sleep in seperate beds.

10. British soldiers were the first to develop a method in staying up 36 hours without sleep. When fatigued, they put on special visors that emulated the brightness of a sunrise and it woke them up.

11. Longest Sleeping Mammals:

Koalas - 22 hours a day

Brown Bat - 19.9 hours a day

Pangolins - 18 hours a day

Shortest Sleep Mammals:

Giraffes - 1.9 hours a day (in 5-10 minute sessions)

Roe Deer - 3.09 hours a day

Asiatic Elephant - 3.1 hours a day

12. When dolphins sleep, only half their brain shuts down. The other half stays awak to help with breathing cycles.

13. You'll die from sleep deprivation before food deprivation. It takes 2 weeks to starve, but 10 days without sleep can kill you.

14. Blind people can still see images in dreams. Those born blind experience dreams involving emotion, sound, smell, and touch instead of sight.

15. Within 5 minutes of waking up 50% of your dream is forgotten. Within 10 minutes, 90% is gone.

16. 1 out of 50 teenagers still wet their beds.

People of Wal-Mart

Have you ever looked at these? My aunt sends them to me all the time and I just die. Are they for real?

Click below for some enjoyment.

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